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Captain Maynard Sues SeaFair
Pirates...
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Friday, August 22 @ 03:45:13 EDT by queenbee | |
Captain
John Maynard is bringing suit against the Seafair Pirates for
their efforts to promote Seafair Princesses of maximum
density. The Captain has launched a brand new spiced rum
product which is guaranteed to keep all you future seafair
princesses out there under 120 pounds. Simply drink a pint of
Captain Maynards after every meal and you won't be keeping
anything down for
long.
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Re: Captain Maynard Sues SeaFair Pirates...
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by Anonymous on Friday,
August 22 @ 09:49:04 EDT |
| Say Maynard, is that Honey Face in the Commercial? I
love chicks with rum in their hand, rum on their breath,
and rummy in the morning. By the Way, this isn't Rap
King Cole (well, maybe it is but only if Honey Face
remembers me the morning after) |
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