Kidnapped at a young age and forced to drink the brainwashing poison A.M.F., Ail has been highly trained in the art of piracy. After a recent savage Blarney Stoning, (Literally! Look at his head!!!), he can no longer carry a tune or lock up a treasure chest. Despite an unruly beard, and seafaring mouth, Arne remains one of the most handsome and dashing pirates ensuring that no wench in Seattle is safe.

Weapon of choice: Midgets

Scariness level: 331/3


Pirate Since 2009