John has been known to devour an entire arm or a loaf of smoked cheese in one bite. He works himself up to a froth on the parade route, be careful to keep your arms and groceries out of his face. John is a gentle giant but one time he punched out a big fat Werewolf just for looking at him funny. John eats bones and uses a Lions paw to brush his teeth. When he needs sleep, he pulls the guts out of a Blue Whale and crawls in for his nighty night. Jag John is one of the most terrifying of all Seafair Pirates. Next you see him, just give him everything you own, or else.

Weapon of choice: All of them.

Scariness level: Holy smokes, really scary.


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